Want.

I miss miss MISSSSSS my bike. I rode it everyday when I was home for Christmas, except for that one day when it rained. WTF Cali!?! Anyways, sport bikes are my first 2-wheeled love but I gotta say that I really am feeling the Harley-Davidson Nightster 1200. The one in the pic below is PERFECT, with the black pipes and drag bars. Best of all, it's less than $10K. I wouldn't mind having a bike like this in 6 years...when I'm an elderly and able 35.

KTHXBAI

PIC OF THE DAY
A great day it is.

I HATE VINCE

No, not my friend Vince.
This Vince.
I like the drawing though.

Tossin' Salads

When I was in high school I remember a bunch of people over at my girlfriend's aunt and uncle's house watching TV and drinking beer while she was supposed to be housesitting. This is where I first was exposed to Chris Rock's HBO special "Bring the Pain". It has a special place in my heart. I don't remember ever, EVER, laughing so hard at a stand up comedy routine up to that point in my life. It was just refreshing and hilariously awesome. I guess it would be like how previous generations felt when they first heard Martin, Carlin, Pryor, or Murphy. Anyways, the bit about tossing salads really cracked me up. Since then I've always wondered what "prison special" Rock was referring to. Because of the greatness that is Youtube, I now know where his original material came from and that in fact it was real.

I include the bit and the prison interview below.
WARNING: If you have no sense of humor or are a total prude or are offended by strong language then GTFO and don't bother clicking any of the vids below.

Gran Torino

Dan and I watched an Oscar screener for Gran Torino last night. I thought it was a fairly good movie. Clint Eastwood of course steals the whole show, mostly by using all of the most hilarious racist epithets. Zipperhead, zip, gook, slope, chinks, ting tang, ching chong, Charlie Chan...all of the glorious terms for sure.

The Hmong kid Thao, that Eastwood's character befriends is such a sack of a human being you just want to kill him yourself. Really, he is a pathetic loser and has this little-kid pouty face that I couldn't stand. Who the hell did the casting for this movie? There has to be other young Asian actors out there that could've done a better job that him. It was just really distracting how bad the kid acted. Yeah, I understand that he had to be pathetic so you feel sorry for him, but COME ON.

The stereotypical Asian gangsters and their riced-out Honda Civic....I have no words. The epitome and personification of most young Asian male stereotypes, to say the least. The fat one of that group though, aaaargh!! I just wanna scream thinking of that piece of shit. I guess that was good casting because you really hate that group.

I was going into the movie expecting something great, considering all of the reviews that I've read and word of mouth. I was a little disappointed though, especially with the ending. It's not what you WANT to happen, but you understand.

7/10

Shame on you America

OK, tell me why the same nation that has the brains and balls to elect Obama can also make Paul Blart: Mall Cop the Number One movie in America?

I don't know what pisses me off more, this movie being number one or when Beverly Hills Chihuahua was.

Ugh. Slumdog Millionaire should be the number one movie for the next few weeks. It is absolutely superb.

I cannot wait!

Holy shit. The dance that they do in this..... EPIC.

I cannot wait to see Bruno. I dunno bout his new hairdo though. I prefer the peroxide mohawk of The Ali G Show days. Oh well.

SBC is a comic genius.