"Oh, I have the perfect screenname! LittleKidLover. "

That quote is from The Office, of course made by Michael Scott in regards to appealing to a potential mate that has kids, for his kid-friendliness. That's what I think of as I watch the To Catch a Predator marathon that has been taking place on MSNBC yesterday and today. Is it wrong that it's still so hilarious to me even after I've seen all these sick sons of bitches get caught before? I'm still amazed that these shows took place over a span of 3 years and people were still getting caught on TV till the end of the run of this series in 2007. One of the things that cracks me up is the chat logs that they have of what these sex offenders said. Pure disgusting hilarity. So yeah, besides coverage of the Elite 8, all I've been watching on TV are truly desperate and sick individuals thinking they're going to have sex with 13 year old boys and girls.

Hell Yeah!!

I went on to ProjectPlaylist.com and I realized that the playlist that I had on my Myspace page was still there and oddly enough all the songs still work. Wierd. So I added it over to the left there.

True Bromance

Vince emailed me this pic of Titus with Charlie, his new little buddy. Gotta love it.

Clever use of Pug puppies

This was a pretty clever Digital Short in general. It seems that the Digital Shorts are the only reason to tune in to SNL anymore :( . I think it has a lot to do with Tina Fey not being the head writer over there. I believe Seth Meyers is the head writer now and although he is somewhat funny, he isn't even witty enough to clean Tina's spectacles.

This is who I'm talking about.

Guys being guys, we talk about stuff like cars, sports, food, guns and inevitably girls. We'll talk about our favorites and everyone has typical answers like Marissa Miller or Angelina or J. Alba or J. Biel - the obvious ones, basically. So a few of my friends still have no idea who Jessica Gomes is, my current never-will-ever-happen crush.
I don't get why I haven't seen her courted by any of the famous Hollywood douchebags. Actually, that's awesome that I haven't seen that.

Let me introduce you to her once again, even though I've posted her before....

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You're welcome.

Vince and Amy's young pup, Charlie

Vince emailed me this pic of him with what he said was Charlie's favorite spot to sit when he's in the car. Awww. So adorable. Puppies are the greatest things in the whole world....besides Pagani Zondas....and Jessica Gomes.

Enjoy it while ya can little guy, I doubt when you get older V is gonna want 20 some pounds chillin on his shoulders haha.

MOTIVATION

These guys are BEASTS. Wow. Screw lifting weights. This is the business right there. If you are not amazed at what these dudes are doing then I don't know what would impress you..

Overweight?!?!

According to http://www.nhlbisupport.com/bmi/ I am overweight. My BMI is 25.8 according to their clever little calculator. I am only 4.2 points from being obese.

I am so sad right now I think I'm going to walk down to Albertsons and grab a pint of Phish Food and cry myself to sleep.

Pure...unadulterated...PORN.

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A quick tour of my new homestead

This is a quick tour of the new house I'm living in in the lovely Magnolia neighborhood of Seattle. It may sound like some messed up sitcom idea, but I am living sharing this great house with three gay guys: Mike, Chris, and Kyle. They are really cool guys and I feel really lucky to be able to live with them. There's also a dog that lives here, Chris' beagle named Memphis who is 7 months old. Coming home and having him run to me and jump all over me reminds of Wilby so much.

The neighborhood is great. I have a really cool sports bar three blocks down the hill that I frequent a few times a week to enjoy their really sweet $5 meal happy hour. Starbucks, Tully's, Albertsons, BOFA, Subway, a dope gym and an ice cream spot are all about the same distance away too. I am gonna try to get a job out here so I would never have to leave the island at all. We'll see!